Friday, October 28, 2011

Dressin' Up Halloween Style

Being Friday, I felt a little silly was in order and decided to follow in the footsteps of some pretty special sisters - Lisa and Laura Roecker. Can anyone else say TGIF?? I've loved what Matt over on QQQE has been doing with exploring all that goes creepy and slimy, bullish and ornery in the night. So I figured why not take a peek at playing dress-up with some of our favorite Halloween creatures. Or even better. Why not highlight a few costume ideas?

I found most of these on the internet so credit goes to those brave souls who uploaded their ideas to a few different websites.

First off, I'm going with Jail-Bait Lindsey Lohan - all you need is an orange jumpsuit which can be made out of a sheet, a long blond wig, lots of cheap spray tan, massive freckles, eyeliner from HELL, and browliner gone wrong. Feel free to carry a ziplock baggie with aspirin and a half-empty bottle of JD.

You could be Charlie Sheen - khaki shorts, a two-toned bowling shirt from your local salvage mart, high socks (just because), and loafers. Grooming is the key, here. A shaggy head of hair and bushy eyebrows - don't forget to glue some fake fur to your chest and have it creeping up your neck. Carry a half-full glass of gin and yell "Winning" all night long.

Then there's Lorena Bobbitt. *sniggers* Picture this: white nightie dripping in fake blood and streaks of blood coating both hands and face, hair all disheveled. In one hand, you carry a clear glass jar with...you figure out what to use inside. Hee.... and label the jar: "Bobbitt, John." 


It's All Hollow's Eve, right??


Have a fab weekend, Alleywalkers. Hope this helped you better prepare yourself for the Halloween parties this weekend and Halloween itself on Monday!!


Maawwhhhhhahhaaaaaaaaaa!!!

19 comments:

  1. I loved Matt's series too. Have a fun weekend.

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  2. Um, maybe I'll just go as a witch or fairy instead. The Charlie Sheen one might give my kids nightmares.

    Matt's series was awesome.

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  3. If you dressed as the last one, I doubt you could entice your partner to dress as John.

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  4. AHHH! Oh my gosh, I totally forgot about Lorena Bobbitt (I'm sure John hasn't)!!! AWESOME!

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  5. Lyndsey. Poor Lyndsey. (yeah, right, she totes gets what she deserves just for being stupid.) And I totally forgot about Lorena too.

    Have a great weekend.

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  6. I love Matt's series!

    LOL Lorena Bobbitt or Charlie Sheen.

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  7. ROTFLMAO over the Lorena Bobbitt!! *thumbs up* :)

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  8. oh, that's awesome! I'm totally loving the whole LiLo costume. That might be mine this year... :D Thanks, Sher, and Happy Halloween to you!

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  9. If I saw Jailbait LiLo on Halloween, I'd run screaming. Seriously.

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  10. ROTFL! Those are awesome ideas. I especially love the last one. That's a guarantee you won't get hit on. ;)

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  11. Oh, YUCK on that last one. And I saw it happened again recently somewhere in the world, only the wife made sure it was not re-attachable. Won't go into details ...

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  12. LOL! Although, if you decide to dress up as Lindsey now you may have to go sans jumpsuit. I heard she's posing for Playboy. Yikes!

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  13. Augh...Susan, I can't stop laughing!!

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  14. Funny stuff! LiLo once again proves that the human race has a fair share of idiots in it...

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  15. LOL! That last one is pretty funny! I'm getting zombied out tonight for my 2nd Halloween party of the month. I was Black Swan for the last one and I'm just not feeling it for tonight, so I'm gonna get dead for this one: ripped clothes, messy hair, rings around my eyes. That's much more fitting for my mood today. :)

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  16. Ah ha ha! You just reminded me of the whole Bobbitt affair, which I'd nearly forgotten. Now that would certainly make a costume!

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  17. Tragic, yet funny. :) These are great costume ideas.

    Enjoy your Sunday.

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